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FRIEND-FROGS, ROMAN-FROGS AND COUNTRY-FROGS; IN FACT ALL FROGS, REGARDLESS OF CASTE, CREED OR SEX: LEND ME YOUR EARS, BUT NONE YOUR LEGS AND YEARS: ON BEHALF OF OUR LEADER WHO LOST HIS LEGS TO THE GLUTTONY AND AVARICE OF MAN AND DIED PREMATURELY OF SHOCK I URGE YOU TO BE VIGILANT AGAINST THE SCOURGE OF BEING DECAPITATED AND PICKLED TO DEATH TICKLING THE PALATE OF THE EFFETE HOMO SAPIENS SNOBS PENDING EMANCIPATION FROM THIS PESTILENCE WE MUST UNITE TO GO UNDERGROUND AND PRACTICE OUR LUSTY GIFT FOR SYNCOPATION INSTEAD OF IN A CHORUS, PRIVATELY AND SOUNDLESSLY, IF POSSIBLE OOOOOOPS! MY LEGS ... |
